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這就是球場  我們的地盤
                                                                               
~九零年代 華麗生猛的古老球場~
                                                                               
職棒從元年開始  就一直是台灣人最瘋狂的職業運動
                                                                               
反正在球場  只要報雨刷的名號  就沒人敢動你

雨刷:好好好  你好  你好

明天要是去招待所還穿球衣  妮妮就給你精盡人亡
                                                                               
這就是簽賭集團  跟我想的不一樣
                                                                               
這才是正港的簽賭集團  爽又有錢
                                                                               
假球幫 N 人  不能同年同月同日生  但願同年同月同日關
                                                                               
~過場  職業球員當然是飆車  還騎機車勒~
                                                                               
你是不是每天都跟雨刷的白手套混在一起  跟他們混有錢途嗎
                                                                               
(趙這角色超適合阿鈣演的)從小到大我沒賺過多少錢  這是第一次
                                                                               
阿力:從現在開始  他的錢就是我的錢  他打假球我就打假球
                                                                               
~過場  不免俗的要翻牆出球場  以及上演cpBL的橋段~
                                                                               
每天這樣打假球到底有什麼意義

                                                                               
意義是三小  拎盃只聽過NiNi  沒聽過意義啦(抽動中)
                                                                               
~過場  繼續上演cpBL的橋段~
                                                                               
緊揮:她(NiNi)  我可以(舔舌貌)
                                                                               
緊揮:妳為什麼要做妓女(什麼年代了還有人這樣講?)
                                                                               
NiNi:為什麼要加入兄弟
                                                                               
~過場  假球眾爽翻了~
                                                                               
~我們一起走進假球的世界~
                                                                               
看  殺咪勒假球幫  你真的以為球迷是白痴  球迷在你們眼裡  真的這麼不值錢(哭哭)
                                                                               
你想要保你兄弟 現在整個職棒都恐怕都保不住了你知道嗎
                                                                               
~檢調偵訊NiNi  NiNi嬌喘一聲  檢調:安靜~
                                                                               
今天你要是不供出他們  有一天你就會被他們爆出來

                                                                               
~過場  啊啊  有人要爆了~
                                                                               
~爭鬥~
                                                                               
~過場  打假球的人還是拼命打假球~
                                                                               
你為什麼要逼我(打假球)啊(技能:助跑打擊發動)
                                                                               
你很假  你怎麼這麼假  你很假
                                                                               
~過場  啊啊  又有人要爆了~
                                                                               
~利益~
                                                                               
在網站上開一個盤  你就是組頭
                                                                               
他們就是要我們死  要我們兄弟的全死光
                                                                               
~情義 (值千金啊!!)~
                                                                               
我要他們賭債肉還
                                                                               

                                                                               
我做的一切  都是為了你(cpBL的極致啊!!)
                                                                               
~檢調來襲~
                                                                               
~過場  檢調侵門踏戶來搜索  假球眾不斷相互報料~
                                                                               
~主角姓名請自行想像代入~
                                                                               
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