【分享】選美小姐的最後.....一題

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Question:
Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America:
Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms America:
Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question:
Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain:
Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain:
Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question:
Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines:
Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines:
Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)----------------------------------------------------------------------
Question:
Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran:
Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像小偷。
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Iran:
Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Question:
Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India:
Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms India:
Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)----------------------------------------------------------------------
Question:
Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia:
Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia:
Look tough but& nbsp;actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)----------------------------------------------------------------------
Question:
Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore:
Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore:
It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question:
Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China:
Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.
Question:
How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms China:
Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐：短少精幹, 但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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