- 鐵幣
- 4041 元
- 文章
- 764 篇
- 聲望
- 1382 枚
- 上次登入
- 16-6-23
- 精華
- 3
- 註冊時間
- 05-7-20
- UID
- 180466
|
As seen by the Germans:
As seen by the French:
As seen by the Italians:
As seen by the Americans:
As seen by the press:
Terrific. For the record, we at Vulture Central believe that - contrary to current wisdom - the Materazzi-felling incident was provoked not by references to Zidane's mother and his Algerian ancestry, but rather the suggestion that Italian wine may be of equal, or superior, quality to its French equivalent.
In the circumstances, Zidane's reaction as the embodiment of France was understandable. Let's face it, the Bastille was stormed for less. ®
Update
Here's another, courtesy of Simon Bache. We leave it to you to decide from whose perspective this may be:
No doubt here, though. Cue the Japanese analysis:
Or what about the Hannibal Lecter version, as spotted on YTMND?
On the other hand...
...thanks to all those readers who wrote to suggest that Zidane was in fact saving Materazzi's life. Frederick Forsyth would certainly approve:
And finally...
Let's go out with a bang, once again from YTMND:
Bootnote
We gather that there's a lot more of this Zidane silliness down at SomethingAwful.com. Thanks to Mark Butler for the heads-up. |
|
傳送訊息
發表於 06-7-17 18:23:26
