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the lord and the biker

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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."  

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!


  
  
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldy things.  Take a little more time and think of something  that could possibly help mankind."


The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,"Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
 
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ahaha... true... always remember this story when you get married....
 
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