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1. You walked down the streets, bu then you stepped on a dog poo.
Dog poos on the ground means there are dogs nearby, and dogs are friendly animals so I'll be happy.
2. After your performance, you daddy brings you to have a feast.
Such thing will never happen to me.
3. You were jogging with you dog at the park, but then your dog suddenly runs off into the bushes
Go into the bushes and find him.
4. You just failed your exam and you couldn't face your parents
I wont worry, I will just throw it away.
5. Somehow you found your long lost wallet
OF course I 'll be happy.
6. You put a light bulb in your mouth after not believing what the TV tells you
Chew it and swallow it.(strengthen my teeth)
7. Your mom found you chatting on the phone with your secret boyfriend/ girlfriend
Doesnt matter, since oneday I will need to let her know.
8. Your dad brings you to fishing at dusk
I will be happy (fish is good for your eyes and bones and brains and etc)
9. Wind blew off a bald man's wig infront of you
I will start holding on my head.(i am not bald and i dont wear a wig but it's safer to hold on lol)
10. a little kid just water gunned you out of nowhere
I will appreciate the kid because It's summer time and water helps me cooling down. |
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