pokemon sketch 7/23

Katliang

So according to your mom, you've been watchin this show called Pokemon?  And now all you do is running around in the city trying to capture these so called creatures? Is that true Tommy?

I'm not Tommy, I'm Ash.  I've got to train pokemon for battle, I've got to catch 'em all.

Look um... Ash, what you have to do is to learn to differentiate between fantasy and reality.  Fantasy is good, where as Reality is bad.  

You can't keep me here.

Yes I can.

No you can't. Pikachu, I choose you!

Pikachu!

Surprise, where I too am a Pokemon trainer!  That's right! Squartle, I choose you!

Squartle!

Ha! You've chosen a water Pokemon, he is no match for my water Pokemon.

Electric!  I'll be in my shell.  You tell me how it works out ok?

Pikachu, attack!

Quit hiding, your a fighting pokemon! I trained you to fight.

What trainning!  We sat around, drank coffee and watched Woman's Tennis.

You said you're gonna work out on your own!

Aaa~ Fine! Butterfree, I choose you.

Tweet, Tweet!

Butterfree, Whirlwind attack.

I don't wanna do the Whirlwind attack, it's too girly.  I want to throw a chair at him.

Charmander, I choose you!

Charmander, Char~

Put out his fire with your water squartle.

Actually, I have a rash and it hurts when i squartle.

Jesse

James

eh... Meow~

There you are Ash.  Team Rocket is here to steal your pokemon.

Yo! You can have mine, just going to use this one for soup anyway.

We've got to end this now Pikachu.  Thundershock!

You're a worthy "opponent" (我改一下字) We will meet again.  Yeah, providing I survive the series of skin gras and years of painful physical therapy.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2777kmwcrA

這篇說真的好白吃~不過很爆笑
希望大大們翻的愉快
笑得翻天

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大大們加油喔~

傲月光希

So according to your mom, you've been watchin this show called Pokemon?  And now all you do is running around in the city trying to capture these so called creatures? Is that true Tommy?
那個，根據你媽說的，你現在都在看一個叫做「神奇寶貝」的節目?而且你現在想做的就是去城市裡冒險並要收服這些所謂的神奇寶貝?是真的嗎，Tommy?
I'm not Tommy, I'm Ash.  I've got to train pokemon for battle, I've got to catch 'em all.
我不叫Tommy，我叫小智。我要訓練神奇寶貝去戰鬥，我要把牠們全部都收服起來。
Look um... Ash, what you have to do is to learn to differentiate between fantasy and reality.  Fantasy is good, where as Reality is bad.  
你看，哦......小智，你現在所要學的就去會區分什麼叫幻想，什麼叫現實。幻想是很美好的，但是現實是很殘酷的。
You can't keep me here.
你不能把我留在這邊。
Yes I can.
是的，我能。
No you can't. Pikachu, I choose you!
不，你不行，皮卡丘，就決定是你了！
Pikachu!
皮卡丘！
Surprise, where I too am a Pokemon trainer!  That's right! Squartle, I choose you!
還真威，但我也是神奇寶貝訓練家！沒錯！傑尼龜，就決定是你了！
Squartle!
傑尼傑尼！
Ha! You've chosen a water Pokemon, he is no match for my electric Pokemon.
哈！你叫出了水系神奇寶貝，牠跟我的電系神奇寶貝相剋。
Electric!  I'll be in my shell.  You tell me how it works out ok?
電系！我會待在我的殼裡面。你最好告訴我牠是怎麼訓練的，就這樣。
Pikachu, attack!
皮卡丘，攻擊！
Quit hiding, your a fighting pokemon! I trained you to fight.
別躲了，你是隻戰鬥型神奇寶貝！我訓練你就是要你去戰鬥的。
What trainning!  We sat around, drank coffee and watched Woman's Tennis.
還真是不錯的訓練！我們坐在那邊，喝著咖啡看女子網球。
You said you're gonna work out on your own!
你說過你會自己訓練自己的。
Aaa~ Fine! Butterfree, I choose you.
啊～很好，巴大蝴，就決定是你了！
Tweet, Tweet!
秋秋！
Butterfree, Whirlwind attack.
巴大蝴，炫風攻擊。
I don't wanna do the Whirlwind attack.It's too girly.  I want to throw a chair at him.
我不想要用炫風攻擊，那太娘娘腔了。我倒想要對他丟椅子。
Charmander, I choose you!
小火龍，就決定是你了！
Charmander, Char~
恰咪，恰～
Put out his fire with your water,squartle.
用你的水槍將牠的火焰給撲滅，傑尼龜。
Actually, I have a rash and it hurts when i squartle.
事實上，我有疹子而且現在正在痛，傑尼。
Jesse
武藏
James
小次郎
eh... Meow~
嘿，喵～
There you are Ash.  Team Rocket is here to steal your pokemon.
原來你在這裡啊，小智，火箭隊在此要偷走你的神奇寶貝。
Yo! You can have mine, just going to use this one for soup anyway.
唷！你可以拿走我這隻，反正只要把牠拿去熬湯就好。
We've got to end this now Pikachu.  Thundershock!
我們現在把這邊給結束掉吧，皮卡丘。電光一閃！
You're a worthy "opponent" (我改一下字) We will meet again.  Yeah, providing I survive the series of skin gras and years of painful physical therapy.  
你很值得當我的對手，我們還會見面的。恩，你要支付我一大片皮膚燒傷復原還有好幾年的傷害生理治療。

既然跟ACG有關，一切都好翻譯多了XD
我名詞的部分都是用台灣電視上神奇寶貝的角色名稱跟絕招名稱

感想：
這部影片已經LAG很久了，我記得很久以前就看過了XD

裡面的神奇寶貝是人扮的，感覺起來真的是超白痴的

那個傑尼龜是喜歡吐嘈嗎?怎麼跟某阿虛或某佑一是一模一樣

火箭隊出場沒多久就領便當了，真是囧爆了

只有小智的皮卡丘跟小火龍還比較好吧~

By the way
對了！我記得你說過你住在加拿大吧，Katliang？那裡的時間跟我們這邊差很多
難怪我看每日一篇的標題時間跟我們總是差一天，有點不太習慣啊～

[ 本文最後由 傲月光希 於 07-7-24 10:40 AM 編輯 ]

*符文之子*

美國人 真的也是開始變人才了(苦笑

本來還期待那個男的會怎樣 把那個小智"Ash"

輔導?!(呵呵呵)

結果(苦笑

話說那隻藍藍的烏龜 整天喝咖啡跟看女子網球(笑

這樣的訓練?! (冏)

好像到現在美國還是很紅 神奇寶貝?!

ok! Aaa~ Fine! Butterfree, I choose you.

那隻蝴蝶好像有輕微暴力頃像(冏)

想拿倚子砸小鬼(苦笑

最後結局是...

時空轉移還是怎樣

大家都不見了(冏)