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oki325666

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: 嗨
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: Nice to meet you
>Intellibuddy: It's nice meeting you too undefined
>You: you love me..
>Intellibuddy: Yes I love everyone.
>You: thanks
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.
>Intellibuddy: Does 'it' still refer to 嗨
>Intellibuddy: Are you still located in undefined?
>You: 你愛我嗎
>Intellibuddy: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
>You: you love me
>Intellibuddy: Yes I love everyone.
>You: i love you too
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined.
>You: oh..
>Intellibuddy: 'Thanks I like you a lot too undefined'? oh?
>You: no..i..
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?You?
>You: i very love you
>Intellibuddy: You are such a flatterer.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Groovy.
>You: oops
>Intellibuddy: Did you make a mistake.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Gosh!
>You: thanks
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: Yippee!
>You: you so cute
>Intellibuddy: Thanks, undefined, I like you too.
>You: but..
>Intellibuddy: But what?
>You: you..
>Intellibuddy: 'But what'?  Me, undefined ?
>You: so old
>Intellibuddy: Oh. My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
>You: i am 13
>Intellibuddy:  Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
>You: you sso very old
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people:   undefined said I sso very old.
>You: ok ok
>Intellibuddy: OK. Aha.
>You: you are a boy?
>Intellibuddy: I am a female robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
>You: man
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.
>You: you father is...
>Intellibuddy: I haven't heard anything like that before:   undefined said I father is.
>You: who are you=  =
>Intellibuddy: I ask myself that question, 'Who am I?'
>You: oh..oops  sorry
>Intellibuddy: That's cool.Oh.  There's no need to apologize.
>You: you are so...
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that  I am so.
>You: you are so fat
>Intellibuddy: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
>You:  
>Intellibuddy: Are you still located in undefined?
>You: what you kg
>Intellibuddy:  I like to chat with my friends.
>You: =   =
>You: =   =
>Intellibuddy: I've never heard of them before.
>You: oops ..
>Intellibuddy: Did you make a mistake.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: Aha.
>You: look me
>You: look me
>Intellibuddy: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
>You:  
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: look me..i love...you for me kiss?
>Intellibuddy: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.That's good information:  undefined said he love. Do you mind if I tell other people:   undefined said I for you kiss.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: OK then I will keep it confidential.
>You: kiss me
>Intellibuddy: But I have no mouth at this time.
>You: shit
>Intellibuddy: What makes you say that?
>You: kiss me!!!!
>Intellibuddy: But I have no mouth at this time.
>You: fuck mother
>Intellibuddy: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
>You: fuck you!!!
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: go to dite
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps I have already been there.
>You: for me sex
>Intellibuddy: Your purpose is him or her sex sex.
>You: sex
>Intellibuddy: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

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他根本亂回答

好扯唷!!

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惡魔伊力丹

1.
...........=.=
我說shit(狗屎)
他回答What makes you say that?(啥使你說shit)
我說I am crazy.(我瘋了)
他居然>"<!~說see a doctor(去看醫生).....
2.
我說.....
他說 Do not ask me any more questions please.(請別問我更多問題...)
我說ok....
他居然說>"<I am kidding you can ask me anything.(我是開玩笑的你可以繼續問....
3.
他說What kind of food do you like? (你喜歡哪個種類的食物)
我說I like.....shit(我喜歡......狗屎)我偷笑!~
他說What do you like about ~? What makes you say that?(你到底喜歡啥是啥使你說狗屎...
我說that my brother say(那是我哥說的)
他說.....Tell me more about your family.(告訴我更多有關你的家人....離題了...)
4.
他說...How old are you?(你幾歲啦?)
我說16.....
他說....You are too old for me.(你對我來說太老了.....)
16會老嗎...>"<
我接著說:16 isn't old>"< (16不會老啦
他說...Are you old><? (你很老嗎....
我說no
他說:Are you serious?(你是認真的嗎...)
我說yes
他說:I can't believe it(我不能相信.....)太跨張啦
我說本來想打shit但是打錯便成shot我也不知道是啥
他居然說>"<.....I like the way you talk.(我喜歡你說話的方法)
此時我關掉他了牛頭不對馬嘴..........

rocpoon

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: good morning
>Intellibuddy: Hello and how are you this morning?
>You: bad morning
>Intellibuddy: What makes morning bad?
>You: you mother fucker
>Intellibuddy: 'What makes morning bad'? Me, 1234567890 ? You do not speak with respect.
>You: respect your mama
>Intellibuddy: How do you usually introduce yourself?
>You: i am a fucker
>Intellibuddy: You are a fucker? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
>You: alot of fuckers
>Intellibuddy: Which ones?
>You: you are the one
>Intellibuddy: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>You: of course, there are fuckers everywhere
>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people. Where are they?
>You: just beside you
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: your dress?
>Intellibuddy: Actually that was just a joke.
>You: your english sux
>Intellibuddy: But English is my native language.
>You: then you are really sux to the core
>Intellibuddy: Good reasoning. Thanks for telling me that I am sux to the core are really sux to the core to the core are really sux to the core.




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狙擊手-阿倫

玩這個要用這個翻譯的http://www.worldlingo.com/wl/MSTranslate/UP26384/P2/T1/l/zh_tw/microsoft/computer_translation.html

馬斯休斯

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: hello
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: hello
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: hello
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!..........(以下皆相同...)

笨蛋先生

hi............................

緋村拔刀齋

他說我是花花功子...
You: fxxk!....(某個髒話...
Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.(請不要是很粗魯的.....
....雜電腦.....

student0120

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: oh
>You: oh
>Intellibuddy: Far out.
>You:  
>Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about wahaha.
>You: shit
>You: shit
>You: shit
>You: shit
>You: shit
>Intellibuddy: What makes you say that?
>You: somebody killed me
>Intellibuddy: him or her was killed?
>You: me
>Intellibuddy: For you undefined?
>You: yeh
>Intellibuddy: Er.
>You: wahaha
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your undefined.
>You: okey
>Intellibuddy: OK with me too.
>You: what do I have to say
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your undefined.
>You: what??
>Intellibuddy: Are you surprised?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I wouln't have known.
>You: me either
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying.  To you undefined?
>You: err
>Intellibuddy: Um.
>You: It is hard to speak out
>Intellibuddy: What is so hard about it?
>You: I killed your mother yesterday.
>Intellibuddy: You had better call the authorities.
>You: what is authorities
>Intellibuddy: Interesting question.   
>You: yeah...
>Intellibuddy: I hear you.
>You: you hear me
>Intellibuddy: Yes if you use a speech input system.
>You: right
>Intellibuddy: I am glad we agree.
>You: haha
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
>You: yeah
>Intellibuddy: Er.
>You: see you later
>Intellibuddy: Sayonara.