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台灣地區大學聯考零分之英文作文

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英文作文-９２１地震
What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?

In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.We are on the bed,doing love. I am up, and she is down. So we are up and down, up and down...... together. The earthquake is more and more big, and we are more andmore excited.

Though my girlfriend says no,no ......I know her heart say yes,yes......

At last, we are into high 潮 together. That day, we are the happiest a day.I hope the last time is fast a little come.

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英文作文-９２１地震
What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?

921地震時我正在做什麼事

In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.We are on the
bed,doing love.

921地震時..我跟我女朋友在一起...我們在床上做愛

I am up, and she is down. So we are up and down, up
and down...... together.

我在上他在下我們在一起上上下下....

The earthquake is more and more big, and we are more andmore excited.

這個地震越來越大我們就越來越.......
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......I know her heart say yes,yes......

當我女朋友說不要不要我知道他的心理在說大力一點大力一點(亂翻的)
PS~應該是說心理在說要要不過應該是說大力一點吧:皺眉:

At last, we are into high 潮 together. That day, we are the happiest a day.I hope the last time is fast a little come.

最後....我們一起達到高潮這天我們都很高興
我希望? 上次有一點小快(射太快吧:皺眉: )
最後一句我不太懂會的人在翻吧

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最初由孤單的洛發表
英文作文-９２１地震
What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?

921地震時我正在做什麼事

In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.We are on the
bed,doing love.

921地震時..我跟我女朋友在一起...我們在床上做愛

I am up, and she is down. So we are up and down, up
and down...... together.

我在上他在下我們在一起上上下下....

The earthquake is more and more big, and we are more andmore excited.

這個地震越來越大我們就越來越.......
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......I know her heart say yes,yes......

當我女朋友說不要不要我知道他的心理在說大力一點大力一點(亂翻的)
PS~應該是說心理在說要要不過應該是說大力一點吧:皺眉:

At last, we are into high 潮 together. That day, we are the happiest a day.I hope the last time is fast a little come.

最後....我們一起達到高潮這天我們都很高興
我希望? 上次有一點小快(射太快吧:皺眉: )
最後一句我不太懂會的人在翻吧