英文經典名句

hung chih

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃
  
Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
金錢不是一切,這世上還有信用卡及Visa可用

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個人都應該要結婚,因為生命不是只有快樂而已
  
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會導致意外,車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想",所以趕快去睡覺吧

Hanneber

這些真是太經典了.......

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個人都應該要結婚,因為生命不是只有快樂而已=經典中的經典~"~

水月星辰

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡

哇哈哈這句學起來..

☆~蒼影~☆

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會導致意外,車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩
看完這句，我笑了......