新正氣歌

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[left]教室有冷氣，考試有妙計。用功靠實力，鬼混靠運氣。[/left]

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[left]及格賴以尊，升級賴以立。於師曰枉然，願君莫放棄。[/left]

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[left]成績實繫命，留級會滅頂。實在不得已，總得撐下去。[/left]

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[left]作弊這檔事，向來沒一定。試多節乃現，一一現原形。[/left]

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[left]生疏沒關係，平時多練習。平考靠記憶，段考靠眼力。[/left]

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[left]小抄細如蟻，筆法要仔細。複習考放棄，期考憑默契。[/left]

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[left]動作太僵硬，老師會注意。前後要呼應，左右要照應。[/left]

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[left]師生同一室，師走學生起。鄰居好關係，免得沒人理。[/left]

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[left]一朝被抓包，代誌就大條。或為高科技，影印復影印。[/left]

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[left]大過寄回去，父母很生氣。或為純手藝，鬼神嘆絕技。[/left]

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[left]不打不成器，出手很夠力。或為更經濟，課本剪下去。[/left]

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[left]老爸別喪氣，聽我說下去。或為三者齊，考場我無敵。[/left]

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[left]考試不作弊，明年當學弟。視力所磅礡，整排瞄過去。[/left]

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[left]三分靠實力，七分靠運氣。當其貫全場，ＰＡＳＳ沒問題。[/left]

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[left]悠悠我心悲，蒼天曷有極。[/left]



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[left]共勉之……[/left]